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this profile contains strong language and flashing images
if you're easily offended then go and watch countdown. here's a conundrum KCUFOFF. i actually like countdown but im crap at the numbers game
that's the disclaimer done now lets get to it.
Ideally I'm looking for an open minded partner with some extra spice, fun and laughter with a large portion of kink
i'm not a dom or a sub. depends on how things go and who holds the toys.
my kinks vary so i'm not gonna list them all. i don't get involved with things like blood, underage and beastiality etc. but if a handsome giraffe approached i might get tempted. if any giraffes are reading this or zookeepers that are interested in a threesome then we can talk. that reminds me. giraffes are 30 times more likely to get hit by lightning than people
I don't have any preference in age, looks, body type or if you're domme or sub as long as you have a kinky mind and open to trying new things. to be honest IRL i'm pretty normal. just a kinkster with a positive outlook and able see the fun side of things so to come and say hi
we can talk about various subjects like what is a nurdle? if an ostriches eyes are bigger than its brain, does that means its not as clever as it looks? how much does a cloud weigh? if you put 2 size 5 shoes together why doesn't it make a size 10 shoe? is a buttload an actual unit? hands up if you remember eurotrash or sexcetera. bonus points if you remembered them both.
well done if you've read this far, imagine having to write this crap lol
if you're thinking what im thinking then prove it
If any psychiatrists are here then yes. I am available for evaluation.... oooo kinky psychiatrists, i'll add that to the list
I'm gonna leave it here. this is 30 minutes of my life i wont get back!
p.s. i lied about the flashing images
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KinkonToast
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| Sex: | Male |
| Orientation: | switch |
| Location: | Worcester |
| Age: | 38 years |
| Sponsoring: | I don't expect money |
| Marital status: | single |
| I'm looking for a: | woman, couple |
| Height: | 5ft 10in (178 cm) |
| Weight: | 10st 4lb (65.3 kg) |
| I like most: | other |
| Light or hard: | hard |
| I like: | bondage, spanking, pain, sex, pissing, fetish, fisting, wax, clips, other |
| Last login: | over 30 days ago |
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>>>>>BEWARE<<<<<<
this profile contains strong language and flashing images
if you're easily offended then go and watch countdown. here's a conundrum KCUFOFF. i actually like countdown but im crap at the numbers game
that's the disclaimer done now lets get to it.
Ideally I'm looking for an open minded partner with some extra spice, fun and laughter with a large portion of kink
i'm not a dom or a sub. depends on how things go and who holds the toys.
my kinks vary so i'm not gonna list them all. i don't get involved with things like blood, underage and beastiality etc. but if a handsome giraffe approached i might get tempted. if any giraffes are reading this or zookeepers that are interested in a threesome then we can talk. that reminds me. giraffes are 30 times more likely to get hit by lightning than people
I don't have any preference in age, looks, body type or if you're domme or sub as long as you have a kinky mind and open to trying new things. to be honest IRL i'm pretty normal. just a kinkster with a positive outlook and able see the fun side of things so to come and say hi
we can talk about various subjects like what is a nurdle? if an ostriches eyes are bigger than its brain, does that means its not as clever as it looks? how much does a cloud weigh? if you put 2 size 5 shoes together why doesn't it make a size 10 shoe? is a buttload an actual unit? hands up if you remember eurotrash or sexcetera. bonus points if you remembered them both.
well done if you've read this far, imagine having to write this crap lol
if you're thinking what im thinking then prove it
If any psychiatrists are here then yes. I am available for evaluation.... oooo kinky psychiatrists, i'll add that to the list
I'm gonna leave it here. this is 30 minutes of my life i wont get back!
p.s. i lied about the flashing images
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